America! All aboard!
Japan! All aboard!
Who wants to go on a cruise with Glenn Beck? It promises to be liberty at sea! Nobody? Really? Now who wants to be crammed into a Tokyo metro car with about 400 other people by some uniformed metro butlers? No one? Well, what if I told you that you had to choose between the Japanese metro and the Glenn Beck boat? Aha, I knew we'd have more metro takers.
