OMG?!

OMG. It means "Oh my gosh", as you are likely aware. But isn't it getting a little stale? Isn't it SO two thousand-ten? Aren't we ready for a fresh acronym to express our delight, surprise, shock and even indignation? And so, in this moment of dire need, here am I with the answer. I just thought of it a moment ago, and it only took me three minutes to polish it for presentation to a waiting world. The new interjection acronym is "OBGYN".

OBGYN! Try it! Let it roll off your tongue with the attitude of a fourteen year-old who has just experienced her first twinge of jealous, hormonal anger! It stands for "Oh boy... Golly! Yikes! NO!" I think it's going to catch on. It's more fun than OMG because it has more letters. And the more letters you have in the acronym you spout forth as your best friend (BFF) tells you how hard he laughed (ROFL, or LMAO) when the middle school janitor accidentally tripped the science teacher with a mop bucket (ATWAMB), the more amplified your reaction will seem. "OBGYN, did you see her skirt?!" We're well on our way to a brighter tomorrow.