Wells Fargo Bank - January 4, 2012 - 12:45 pm

Here is a list of the people I observed while standing in line at the bank today, simplified to an expression of each one's most striking physical characteristics:

- Old Mickey Rooney

- Hotel concierge in a grey tuxedo vest

- 20 year-old country music starlet stuck in a 70 year-old woman's body

- Catwoman eye makeup girl

- 40 year-old son of Italian mob boss whose father never expected much of him (wearing Ed Hardy t-shirt)

- Crazy-hair lady with cargo-pocket capris and a broken foot

- Latino Elvis Presley (Bank Manager)

- Jersey Shore guys with chinstrap beards

And me. Put us all together, and you basically have a Halloween party.