If you ever come across a woman who appears to be unconscious, and you want to be absolutely sure that she's not faking it before you take action, just shout to anyone nearby, "Quick, call an ambulance! I think this woman is pregnant!" If the prone woman suddenly, indignantly blurts out, "Excuse me?", then you'll know it's not quite as bad as it looks.
If she really is obviously pregnant, just shout something like, "Ma'am, are you all right?" Chances are she's not, because in my experience, pregnant women don't goof around too much.
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