Insects.

You know that thing people always say about how many spiders we eat in our sleep every year? I'm okay with that.

I know that insects are going to be crawling on me while I'm asleep, walking around and exploring. That's fine with me. I figure it's inevitable so I might as well welcome it, and them, to my bed. Hope you enjoy it as much as I do, guys!

The one thing that I ask is that everyone be cool, and don't do anything gross. Don't bite me excessively or lay eggs on me or anything. Let's all just do our best to maintain a comfortable relationship.