H.E. Pennypacker: Oh, I'm not sure, I'm sorry.
Cautious Carl: No worries, we'll figure it out. What did the person look like?
H.E. Pennypacker: It was a lady with black hair.
Cautious Carl: Okay, I think I know who it was. Was she pregnant?
H.E. Pennypacker (laughing nervously): Uh, I didn't pay attention to that.
Do you know what pregnancy does to a lady's body, Pennypacker? It doesn't take a private eye to discern pregnancy. It's not something that takes special attention to notice. I mean, the woman we're talking about is due in a month. Maybe he thought I was asking if she was of distant German heritage, or if she was wearing green socks. Those are things you wouldn't notice if you weren't paying attention. Here is something you would notice even if you were somebody's pet ferret:
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What kind of crappy company do you work for where the clients need an interview for bullet protection?? Are you not aware of the bullet-through-the-eye dangers while skiing? I should call up capital hill and gets some kind of freedom-from-bullet-in-the-eye-while-skiing act! Personal protection should not be such a process! Not to mention the other dangerous goggle scenarioes..... Diving, welding, .... Bullets are every where...
Ps picture is GREAT. :)
Haha! I don't make the bullet-protection rules, I only enforce them.
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