Holy craa, it is snowing outside! I brought a rain jacket with me today, and thought myself amply prepared. That's fair because it was only raining when I left home. Maybe I'll just have to stay here until spring. Here is a list of the first five things I would eat, in the order in which I would eat them, to sustain myself if I was stuck in this office until spring:
1) The lunch my wife made me this morning (who makes spaghetti at 8:30 in the morning?! She is awesome!)
2) The lunches that everyone else brought with them today.
3) Wheat Thins. I'm pretty sure there is a box of Wheat Thins around here somewhere.
4) Co-workers. I would start with the ones who I know have gym memberships.
5) The bean and cheese burritos I stashed in the back of the freezer in case of emergencies.
The worst part of that scenario would be that when I was finally rescued, and reintroduced to the outside world, I would have to deal with the negative attention I would undoubtedly get because I ate someone else's Wheat Thins.
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Now i'm going to keep an extra close eye on my W.T. box.
You've seen that Seinfeld episode where Jerry theoretically chooses to eat Kramer instead of George? "If other people are eating you I'll try some, okay?!"
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