Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Ode to Cheeseball
O cheeseball! You are spicy! You are lovely! Whether it be a cracker or my finger that I dip into your billowing, almond-covered mass, the savoury reward ere you meet my lips is greater than sonnet can sing. O cheeseball, be mine! If I had to choose some substance in which to die a drowning death, put on the spot by someone who had the power to enforce drowning deaths, you, dear cheeseball, would be near the top of my list. Great cheeseball, live forever!!
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I find amusement when thinking about how and why humans decided to eat things. Like - who every decided to eat an artichoke? What the? however, the cheese ball - that's a no brainer. the guy was just I'd like to snack on a cheese chunk 'this big'.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc4LG33HFq4
...skip to 2:40 in the clip.
This is certainly a cheeseball worthy of the touch of a man's love...
"when a man loves a cheeseball..."
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