World-class entertainment

Lunchtime at the office. From the cave that I sit in when I do my work, I can hear quite a ruckus coming from the front desk. I don't know what all those people are doing up there, but I do know that the last thing I want is for all of them to come back here into my universe. Let that be known. I am a lone coyote.

It's generally accepted that the NBA is the highest class of basketball on the planet known as Earth (yes, three NBA-related posts in a row! But I'm not a "jock". I'm really not. I think I'm not. So what if I'm a jock? What even does that mean anyway?! Oh, like a jock strap...). It has the best players, the best coaches, THE BEST REFEREES (I love NBA referees - especially Dick Bavetta) and the richest sponsors in the world. It's a cool thing.

BUT were you aware, dear reader, that it is not only in the genre of sport that the Association offers the peak level of entertainment? Without further ado, I present "Investigative Report: The Awkward Handshake", courtesy of timberwolves.com:




And as a bonus, a picture of Dick Bavetta:






















Don't think this is the last time you'll see this guy on this blog.